Dear Sir or Madam:
Please excuse my refusal to include a gender neutral form of address, for I do not believe in this thing called “genderqueer.” I am writing in the hopes that you will be assist me in my search for trans porn that does not offend my cis eyes. Might you be able furnish me this service? I require only that the porn on your blog be of a nature that conforms to cis standards of beauty and propriety. Surely this is a small request, is it not? I should very much appreciate your prompt compliance. Further, I feel it compulsory to note that the formal nature of my letter absolves me of any hint of prejudice, and that to respond to this missive in such an uncouth manner as you seem accustomed would be deemed an insult of the highest order. I trust that you will not make such a mistake again, and eagerly await porn of sufficient qualities such as I have requested.
Faithfully yours,
A Fan Who Is In No Way Cissexist—
Mod note: Sweet jeebus I love you people!
Trans people get this kind of policing all the time, let alone when we try to be sexual.
